Finally ended up paying someone $50 to get rid of it.
Several posts, a few emails, and a few months later. Finally decided to sell it and get all that money since it was nearly a hundred years old and was still 'playable', right? Let's make some money since all my friends and family said it was surely worth trillions. Any of you guys interested in one of these pianos since you're all suddenly such piano experts shitting on OP's post? I had one in my living room for a few years that my aunt gave me.